Mum sent me an email today with this in, made me laugh out loud in my office.
A woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea – while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.